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Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
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So they tried
Unacceptable again!
No go.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Do humans know everything they need to know?
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
My ex moved on so fast. How can I overcome the pain?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Just Forget it!
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What is truer than that which is true?
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
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No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors